U're my Star.

Gaypig

Posted on Thursday, January 15, 2009, at 5:03 PM

I wanna be a GAYPIG again.

Someone just make me smile, more.

Here's some jokes to share. :)

Boss: Where were you born?

Sardar: India..

Boss: which part?

Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.

Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

In an interview...

Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.

Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.

Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup..

The end. :D

You don't know how much I miss you.

Fuck.